101 College Girl Confessions

Posted 5/30/13 by LTCL

Real Confessions from Real College Girls

College if filled with change, excitement and growth. We know that it’s not all rainbows and sunshine. We put this list together to remind all our college ladies that you’re not alone in your experiences. This confessions list ranges from funny to sad and even a little naughty. You probably wont agree with all of them, but if everyone were exactly the same, we wouldn’t have anything to confess would we?

WARNING: Some of these confessions have mature content.

1. When I was a little kid, I used to make Barbie and Ken have sex; a lot.^{[tweet it]}

2. I hate judgmental people. I’m more like, oh hey you smoke? Good for you. You drink? Drink the f*ck on. You have sex? Cool! You don’t? All f*cking right. You’re gay? That’s what’s up. You’re not? Chill! – It’s your life. Live it your way^{[tweet it]}

3. When people do embarrassing things in movies, I get embarrassed too.^{[tweet it]}

4. For being a bigger chested girl, I sure do wish strapless bras worked.^{[tweet it]}

5. I help everyone else through their problems, but when I need something or someone, no one’s there.^{[tweet it]}

6. Hey guys, if girls don’t specifically ask for a dick pic, they probably do NOT want one from you. So stop it. Now.^{[tweet it]}

7. I can’t control my sex drive. Anytime I’m alone with a guy, all I can think about is what it would be like if he just pushed me against the wall and took control.^{[tweet it]}

8. Guys who smell good make them 50x more attractive.^{[tweet it]}

9. I wonder about who I’ll marry and what our babies will look like.^{[tweet it]}

10. I’m a girl and I always stare at other girls.. Not because I want them, but because I want to look like them.^{[tweet it]}

11. I love sleeping through thunderstorms!^{[tweet it]}

12. I wish I had a flat stomach.^{[tweet it]}

13. I want to drop out of college.^{[tweet it]}

14. It’s hard being the fat one out of your skinny friends.^{[tweet it]}

15. You don’t know impossible until you’ve tried removing glitter nail polish.^{[tweet it]}

16. I love laying in bed in my towel after baths^{[tweet it]}

17. I’m willing to risk salmonella for delicious cookie dough.^{[tweet it]}

18. I think student loans should be repaid without interest.^{[tweet it]}

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19. Anyone else turn into a sex craved monster after losing their virginity?^{[tweet it]}

20. Until he commits to me I refuse to have any kind of sexual relations with him…^{[tweet it]}

21. I am in a constant battle between my love for food and desire to be skinny.^{[tweet it]}

22. I wish stretch marks didn’t exist.^{[tweet it]}

23. Guys are so attractive when they don’t constantly try and get in your pants.^{[tweet it]}

24. I’m a girl who would rather eat steak than salad.^{[tweet it]}

25. I am immediately turned off by cigarette smokers.^{[tweet it]}

26. Knowing the difference between “your” and “you’re” should be a requirement to graduate high school.^{[tweet it]}

27. I wish I had a bigger butt.^{[tweet it]}

28. I hate it when people treat kids with disabilities like they’re different. ^{[tweet it]}

29. I want my own private pool so I can go swimming naked in it every night.^{[tweet it]}

30. Nobody likes classy women anymore, and I can’t bring myself to change because I was raised to be a “lady”. I’m so tired of being single.^{[tweet it]}

31. I just want to skip forward to where I’m married and happily in love.^{[tweet it]}

32. He thinks he can never lose me…he doesn’t know I’m tired of crying and feeling like I’m the only one in this relationship.^{[tweet it]}

33. Is it weird I wanna be a stripper?^{[tweet it]}

34. Don’t get me wrong, you still mean the world to me, you’re just not worth the fight anymore.^{[tweet it]}

35. I’m 20 years old and I still think SpongeBob is the best cartoon.^{[tweet it]}

36. I wish I was a better Christian.^{[tweet it]}

37. I feel like guys say that they want a woman with curves but when it comes down to it they’ll always choose the stick thin girls.^{[tweet it]}

38. I wish I had bigger boobs.^{[tweet it]}

39. I’m really sick of being single.^{[tweet it]}

40. The idea of giving head disgusts me.^{[tweet it]}

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41. I wonder if anyone ever had a secret crush on me in high school.^{[tweet it]}

42. I love seeing interracial couples. I love seeing people mix it up.^{[tweet it]}

43. My mom tells me I need to start showing her some respect. Little does she know I treat her the exact same way she treats me.^{[tweet it]}

44. I wanted you so bad that I would physically ache every time I saw you.^{[tweet it]}

45. I want him back.^{[tweet it]}

46. I’m in love with someone I can’t have.^{[tweet it]}

47. I can’t find the motivation to do well in school.^{[tweet it]}

48. Is it bad that lesbian porn turns me on and I’m a straight woman?^{[tweet it]}

49. Keeping myself away from him is going to be the hardest thing I’ve ever done even though I know he’s no good for me.^{[tweet it]}

50. I hate when you miss a call and call them right back and they don’t answer.^{[tweet it]}

51. If you’re a dick when I’m serving you I won’t mess with your food. I’ll just tell you your credit card is declined in front your date.^{[tweet it]}

52. The feeling when you can rub your eyes because you’re not wearing makeup…^{[tweet it]}

53. I get emotionally attached way too easily!^{[tweet it]}

54. My roomie and I stay in and build a fort in our dorm room when boys get us down.^{[tweet it]}

55. I will carry 18 grocery bags or die trying to avoid taking two trips.^{[tweet it]}

56. Just once I want to be the girl a boy wants.^{[tweet it]}

57. All my friends talk bad about each other. I wonder what they say behind my back.^{[tweet it]}

58. People think I’m confident but the truth is I’m super insecure and I kind of hate myself.^{[tweet it]}

59. I’m always thinking about my weight.^{[tweet it]}

60. I feel cool if I’m drinking Starbucks in Public.^{[tweet it]}

61. When a guy passes by and he smells good… Damn!^{[tweet it]}

62. I hate when a guy says luv you; I love ya, I luv u, etc. I feel it’s not heartfelt unless they say I love you.^{[tweet it]}

63. I want to experience true love.^{[tweet it]}

64. Chinese is always good until you get to that sketchy chunk of chicken…^{[tweet it]}

65. I hate it when people go through my phone.^{[tweet it]}

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66. I’m still in love with someone who no longer cares.^{[tweet it]}

67. I’m really starting to hate my bestfriend.^{[tweet it]}

68. Those awkward positions us girls get in while shaving.^{[tweet it]}

69. It sucks when the one person you want to talk to won’t text you back.^{[tweet it]}

70. When I get home from class, the bra comes off and the sweats come on.^{[tweet it]}

71. You had me at “I hate that bitch too”^{[tweet it]}

72. Some days I love the way I look and other days I am completely repulsed by my appearance.^{[tweet it]}

73. Welcome to college. Where jeans are worn when you run out of leggings, yogas or sweatpants.^{[tweet it]}

74. I only like tall guys.^{[tweet it]}

75. The best revenge: getting hot.^{[tweet it]}

76. I always put unnecessary LOL’s in my text messages.^{[tweet it]}

77. I don’t need a boyfriend. I want one. There is a difference.^{[tweet it]}

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78. I’ve always wanted a cute guy to randomly come talk to me in a random place.^{[tweet it]}

79. I dream of leaving everything behind me and never coming back all of the time.^{[tweet it]}

80. I lay in bed forever when I wake up.^{[tweet it]}

81. Everyone hates our generation yet they forget who raised us.^{[tweet it]}

82. The worst thing about summer is having to shave your legs every two seconds.^{[tweet it]}

83. Girls get friendzones just as much as boys. I’ve been friendzones more than any guy I know.^{[tweet it]}

84. Even when I’m done pooping, I still sit on the toilet playing with my phone for at least another 10 minutes.^{[tweet it]}

85. That awkward moment you’re trying to get over someone you never even dated.^{[tweet it]}

86. My body isn’t perfect but I’ve learned to love every curve.^{[tweet it]}

87. Guys are better friends than girls.^{[tweet it]}

88. I’m falling for my booty call.^{[tweet it]}

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89. I hate wearing pants.^{[tweet it]}

90. We weren’t even dating, so what exactly am I trying to get over? I think about you all the time, but do I even cross your mind?^{[tweet it]}

91. I have such a dirty mind for a girl.^{[tweet it]}

92. It’s so much easier to talk to people online than in real life.^{[tweet it]}

93. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have a sugar daddy.^{[tweet it]}

94. Sometime’s I want to cheat on him, just because he doesn’t try hard enough with me.^{[tweet it]}

95. People see me as innocent and shy because I know how to keep my mouth shut. They have no idea how wild I really am.^{[tweet it]}

96. I hate mornings… Unless I’m being woken up to the smell of bacon.^{[tweet it]}

97. I miss being able to slam my phone shut when I hang up on somebody. Violently pressing “end call” just doesn’t do it for me.^{[tweet it]}

98. Deep down, I wish he would post on my wall, tag me in a status, anything to show the world that I’m his…’^{[tweet it]}

99. I’m afraid to text him because I feel like I’m annoying him.^{[tweet it]}

100. I’ve always wanted to be kissed in the rain.^{[tweet it]}

101. I don’t need a man to find me attractive. I don’t need my friends to tell me I’m pretty. I just want to feel Beautiful for myself. Screw what everyone else thinks.^{[tweet it]}

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