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9/9/12

Clenching My Booty – Ryan Higa

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Justin Beiber Parody – Clenching My Booty

by Ryan Higa

“As long as you love me”…. what else comes to mind if you were to make a parody?

If you’re first thought was clenching your booty in a dire attempt to avoid an embarrassing accident– you may be a little disturbed, but you may also have a similar creative sense to Ryan Higa and his crew. This Justin Beiber parody is all about avoiding the runs at all costs–the worst times. Meeting, traffic, first date are situations where it just simply must not happen. Sometimes you just need to do as this song says and clench.

Cinematography and clever shots are expected for this YouTube star. Ryan’s creative sense has as much talent as any top producer in Hollywood, and his viewers anticipate all his new videos. Don’t underestimate the quality of his music just because of his facetiously themed videos. There is musical quality there. See what you think and watch this YouTuber show his nearly six million subscribers all about clenching your booty….

 

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Lyrics

I’m clenching my booty (x2)

Verse
Theres so much pressure
7 blocks away, I don’t think I’m gonna make it
Just feel the texture.
Goosebumps on my skin and my body starts to drip sweat
But I wont (I wont)
Give in (Give in)
Even though I’m, Turtle Heading
And I will,
Keep on Clenching

Chorus
I’m clenching my booty
In a long meeting, when I’m in traffic, on a first date.
I’m clenching my booty
You know the feeling, at all the worst times, give me a break.

I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)

Rap:
I know it’s stuck in my Butt,
It kinda hurts,
wrong time and place, I got the squirts
it can’t get worse,no this ain’t fair
Crap, you know I push you up
Doo, Doo, don’t need 2 girls just need a cup.
Now the bubble guts is bubbling’ , because it’s full of food
used to say the sky’s the limit, now the sky smells like poo,
Man I had to drop a load, (oh god) That I couldn’t do
Ask me, ‘what’s that smell man?’ I stand back and point at you (you, you)
I know that I fart a bit, feel like I need a new pair with no shart on it
But, this rap don’t have to make sense, as long as it rhymes: just got to mumble it
And I know,  we went off topic baby:  true, true, true
but i’d rather hold a number 2, than to poo when i’m not suppose to…
i’m clenching my booty!

Chorus
I’m clenching my booty
In a long meeting, when I’m in traffic, on a first date.
I’m clenching my booty
You know the feeling, at all the worst times, give me a break.

I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)
(repeat x2)

 

The Making of Clenching My Booty

 

Parody of Justin Beiber Original Track 
 


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About the Author

Alex Cruz
Alex Cruz is founder of LivingtheCollegeLife.com. A student at Mizzou who loves to have a good time as much as he loves marketing and business. Majoring in Marketing and fluent in Spanish-- he hopes to be prepared at all times for the apocalyptic zombie attack. He also enjoys living the college life.





 
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